backwords trumpet

When a girl does a handstand and you fuck her in the ass

I did a backwords trumpet on this bitch last night

by Tendel1o October 1, 2017

tibetan butt trumpet

The Tibetan Butt Trumpet is when you get ripped with your friends and only have enough cash for some Taco Bell. Whoever passes out first gets a kazoo shoved in their ass and you all laugh like maniacs when they start to fart humming squeezing noises.

Walt came over with s bottle of Jack and we all killed it doing shots. Mike Z passed out dead drunk after 23 shots and 7 1/2 bean burritos. Jackson shoved a kazoo in his asshole and within twenty minutes he was playing a symphony on the Tibetan Butt Trumpet

by Miltythecheese June 10, 2017

Trumpet

A trumpet is a blown musical instrument commonly used in classical and jazz ensembles. The trumpet group contains the instruments with the highest register in the brass family.

I played the trumpet at the ochestra the other day.

by ansisjm October 30, 2017

Hero's Trumpet

Noun- An itch scratched by pushing a fart to vibrate the affected area.

typically referring to the anus

IE. I apologize for the smell I had to sound the hero's trumpet

by Zorrocat December 2, 2017

Soggy Trumpet

Soggy Trumpet; the act of feltio delivered in a wet and wild manner

It was 4am down a dark alley and she gave me the Soggy Trumpet

by Maxpwr December 10, 2017

dented trumpet

The act of jizzing on a recently purchased item then realizing equal amounts of self loathing and comedy.

My girlfriend came over wearing a new dress that I bought for her and she looked so good I convinced her to have a quicky before dinner.... But then a {dented trumpet} incident happened and the dress was never worn again.

by Sam6victor February 16, 2018

serbian trumpet

When an uncircumcised man is getting a blowjob from a woman and she blows his foreskin up right before ejaculating.

Fiona was a freak last night! She even gave me a Serbian Trumpet without even having to ask her.

by Serbian Native March 3, 2018