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Ticket to ride

A ticket to ride means something must happen for something else to happen usually the ride being more important than the ticket.

A phrase first used in the Beatles song 'Ticket to ride' in which according to the book by Steve Turner was coined by John Lennon as a way to describe prostitutes who worked in the streets of Germany, these women acquired a card from medical authorities, which stated they were in good health. In this context the ticket is the medical card and the ride is the experience with the prostitute, within this context the medical card is used as a prerequisite.

In modern times this phrase has been used by Mark Goldbridge to describe how football fans are being exploited by footballers to sell merchandise and so on. Without the fans, no merchandise would be sold. In this context the fans are the ticket and the revenue from merchandise sales are the ride.
Person 1: Could you ask your parents if it's okay to come over tomorrow
Person 2: They gave me the Ticket to ride yesterday so I'll be there
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bum trickery

penetrative sexual intercourse of the anal variety
hey freddy, you up for some bum trickery
by Josh February 17, 2005
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horse trinkets

improved form of trinkets. commonly used in place of bull shit or any other expression of something being nonsense. Made popular by Vocal Status.
"Did Josh tell what he did last night"
"Yea, he's so full of crap that it's probably horse trinkets"
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Crotch Ticket

A Crotch ticket is when a male human signals to a female human by ejackulating on paper or plastic and sticking it on the females back
Male's freind: Dude she's checking you out!
Male; Aww sweet ill give her a Crotch Ticket!
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hot tricked

To be deceived by cunning or artifice in an extreme way.
Dave: This girl told me she can't get prego, but now she said I knocked her up.

Sam: Damn man, sounds like she hot tricked you.

Dave: to the max man,
by Face Man Ah December 19, 2008
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My Tricked

Meeting a hot chick/dude on MySpace and meeting up with them in real life finding out they look nothing like their pictures. If anything...worse.
Steve: Man, what an awkward weekend.

Phil: How?

Steve: I met up with this girl from MySpace thinking she was gonna be a total babe.

Phil: Well?

Steve: She wasn't...I got My Tricked
by EndlesslyMarcus May 18, 2009
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premature ticketulation

Buying many and/or expensive tickets to music gigs or festivals without waiting to see if your friends can make it.
I had such a bad case of premature ticketulation, I bought 10 tickets to see Basshunter but none of my friends want to go, now I'm stuck with them.
by Tee Elle See February 26, 2010
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