Taintology

A slightly obscure medical study that focuses on the Perineum (also known as the TAINT or GRUNDLE). Many medical majors acquire this degree from a 2 year technical school before moving on to something more prestigious, like proctology. It is also a study that enrolls a high amount of medical school dropouts.

"I heard that Jimmy was going to be a doctor!"

"Yes, but he flunked out of Med School so he is going to apply for the Taintology program at ITT Tech instead."

by Historyman August 19, 2008

Thintro

An introduction from a poor or oversold source, resulting in no action or damage to your reputation

"Did you get that meeting at Google?"
"No, they never called back, must have been a thintro."

by Danothemano January 27, 2009

Taint-hoagie

A poop.

Dude, you dog just laid his taint-hoagie on my lawn. Are you gonna clean that crap up?

by SolarNomad December 15, 2008

Tainthawk

The region of hair in between your balls and asshole. To develop a tainthawk all other hair on testicles and testicle area as well as most of exposed asshole hair which varies from person to person must be removed. Resulting in an upside down mo-hawk in the taint area only. Hence tainthawk

Wow Billy......you have an impresive tainthawk.

Billy responds: Why thank you.

by CQDog December 17, 2008

Tainted Childhood

A drink composed of Jones Blue Bubblegum soda and vodka. So named because the soda itself tastes like nostalgia; therefore, adding the vodka takes your childhood memories and twists them into alcoholic form.

Last night I drank a delicious Tainted Childhood, and then felt my innocence being slowly killed.

by sourfruit April 7, 2011

Taint-Slide

The act of rubbing ones gouch.

When he bent over I gave him a Taint-slide.

by MisBehav3n July 19, 2011

taint sauce

when something is annoying, worse than weak sauce and smells like taint.

why are you always late to work u fucking taint sauce...

by JayFon August 16, 2011