toilet paper

The person who made that image is right on. I don't know who the crud wants to reach under the roll to get paper, or unwrap it backwards over the roll, but rational people just don't put TP on the stick with it hangin' on the inside.

Jimbo put the toilet paper on backwards. "Jimbo, you are an idiot. I had to stinkin' reach under the roll. Let me recommend a good psychotherapist."

by Toilet Paper Police August 8, 2005

toilet bug

John McClane

McClane is a toilet bug.
- Inspector Cobb

by havlorech December 2, 2010

toilet dew

when you are taking a massive shit, and the last peice of crap falls out of ur ass flies out with such a great velocity, that the impact on the water produces a splash. if this cold, splash reaches ur asshole, and produces a cold, wet, uncomfortable feeling there, tht is toilet dew.

Dude! i just planetd this enormous shit tht was f ing wicked, when i found myself with a feroious splash and a bad case of toilet dew.

by fucksoid February 18, 2005

Toilet-shit

Shit which is produced by a common house toilet.

Or: hey man, did you have that crap yet?
Cory: NO! all of the floor is covered with toilet-shit D:

by jeakiller May 8, 2010

toilet fetish

when you're sexually attracted to toilets, toilet parts, or people working on toilets.

Ahbi: Haley, is that your toilet?
Haley: Yeah, what about it?
Ahbi: That shit turns me on.
Haley: Toilet fetish much?

by bbyhay17 December 4, 2016

Frozen toilet paper

What you will need after a very spicy meal.

Boy am I glad I have a fresh roll of frozen toilet paper waiting for me at home. This salsa is ripping through me.

by CT Jared December 2, 2010

Toilet snake

A Long piece of (shit) that snakes in a circular form in the (Crapper).

Dude, Look at that nasty ToiletSnake

by Josh March 16, 2004