tip monkey

1/ Someone who rumages around a refuse site selecting uneaten food, silver things, and old tyres for re-use around their caravan.

2/ A council worker ensuring the smooth running of the local refuse site.

1/ Look that tip-monkey has just run off with the tin-foil tray from last nights chinese.

2/ What do you mean I need a permit to dump asbestos here? You're just a jumped up tip monkey.

by Kuthula June 8, 2004

Penie Tip

The very tip of the penis. Usually very slender at the tip. Almost comes to a point. You may be inclined to write with it.

Ernie, please stop poking me with your penie tip. It is making me bleed.

by Intelligent Frog April 10, 2010

drunk tipping

A game involving sober people (normally in a group for safety) finding completely inebriated people and pushing them over. Similar to cow tipping.

DRUNK TIPPING

Joe Sober: Ok, watch my ass while I knock this dumbass over.

Billy Backwatch: All right, but get there before he knocks himself over.

by Mizuian December 15, 2008

pink tip

a man or boy who is circumcised.

he pulled his pants down and i saw his pink tip.

by rel.00 February 4, 2022

Just the Tip

When a physician tries to insert a q-tip into "just the tip" of a male patient's penis for std testing since the patient somehow gets so many of his dates to have sex with him despite their initial refusal.

In doctor's office

Doctor: "I will now insert this q-tip about an inch into your penis."

Man: "Like hell you won't!"

Doctor: "Aw come'on, it's "just the tip."

by brackish52 June 29, 2011

Safety Tip

the act that is committed when you, or a group of friends, goes to a restaurant (or a place of equal eating status) and at the end of the meal, you or your patrons leaves a few extra dollars on the tip in an effort to not look cheap and occassionally give the server more than they deserved, sometimes resulting in the lack of mandatory money to participate in later events that same day.

Jim: Are you going to the movie with us?
Joe: No, i dont have enough money because i did too much "safety tipping" at the bar.
Jim: Bummers!

by Drumbelievable August 20, 2009

Shock Tip

When you build up static electricity and, just when you're about to insert during coitus, the tip of your penis zaps the vulva.

A little sting from a shock tip won't stop this wonderful ritual of sexual intercourse!

by secretPerver April 26, 2011