tip monkey

1/ Someone who rumages around a refuse site selecting uneaten food, silver things, and old tyres for re-use around their caravan.

2/ A council worker ensuring the smooth running of the local refuse site.

1/ Look that tip-monkey has just run off with the tin-foil tray from last nights chinese.

2/ What do you mean I need a permit to dump asbestos here? You're just a jumped up tip monkey.

by Kuthula June 8, 2004

pink tip

a man or boy who is circumcised.

he pulled his pants down and i saw his pink tip.

by rel.00 February 4, 2022

drunk tipping

A game involving sober people (normally in a group for safety) finding completely inebriated people and pushing them over. Similar to cow tipping.

DRUNK TIPPING

Joe Sober: Ok, watch my ass while I knock this dumbass over.

Billy Backwatch: All right, but get there before he knocks himself over.

by Mizuian December 15, 2008

Penie Tip

The very tip of the penis. Usually very slender at the tip. Almost comes to a point. You may be inclined to write with it.

Ernie, please stop poking me with your penie tip. It is making me bleed.

by Intelligent Frog April 10, 2010

Just the Tip

When a physician tries to insert a q-tip into "just the tip" of a male patient's penis for std testing since the patient somehow gets so many of his dates to have sex with him despite their initial refusal.

In doctor's office

Doctor: "I will now insert this q-tip about an inch into your penis."

Man: "Like hell you won't!"

Doctor: "Aw come'on, it's "just the tip."

by brackish52 June 29, 2011

Titty tip

Titty tip: The act of flashing your boobs to a waiter/waitress instead of tipping them. More likely to happen in a bar, or club.

Boy 1: Shit, I only have enough money for the drinks!
Girl 1: its okay, I'll just titty tip him....

by aeliz65 May 13, 2013

tip boul

A funny person that does something weird

Don’t be a tip boul

by Marxxuzz October 17, 2017