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Deadman’s Nut

The act of a man edging for a 90 day period in order to release a nut so incredibly large it could lead to dehydration, seizures, cardiac arrest, or even death. The production is so vast and volatile that others within the “splash zone “ are often left with lasting mental and physical trauma. Although warned of the possible horrors, many men still attempt the “Vikings Deed” to this very day. Legend has it that every US president is the direct product of insemination via a Deadman’s Nut.
I heard Big Jon is the 75th day of the Deadman’s Nut, I hope Cait gets her Frog Toggs in time
by StatDaddy April 21, 2020
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Nut-Gobbling

When you are kissing up to someone way to much or hanging on there jock
Man u always Nut-Gobbling for dat dude
by Kenny Lewis October 17, 2008
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Fatty Nut

When a nuts fluctuation exceeds 2 meters.
*Level up*

Fatty Nut Unlocked.

“Aye bro, I just got that fatty nut unlock.”

“Yeah. I got mine on December 1st.”
by Big boy xx x2 May 8, 2020
mugGet the Fatty Nutmug.

nut ma

A nickname of a psychotic female that owns a diner in a small town. Often known to physically abuse her husband of 30 plus years. One second she's fine the next she's bat-crap crazy throwing dishes and cussing patrons !
Man don't ever tell her that your hamburger tastes like crap because "nut ma" is frickin crazy and will start slinging dishes
by Sly rat March 1, 2017
mugGet the nut mamug.

Knee-nuts

Adjective: So hot that your nuts hang down to your knees.
Emily: Is it bad out? I checked the weather and they said it's 103 degrees.

Jeff: Yeah, it's knee-nuts hot out there.
by M.Blur July 22, 2012
mugGet the Knee-nutsmug.

No Nut November

No Nut November is a internet challenge where men are not allowed to release their white liquid for the entire month of November.
Guy 1: wanna do no nut november?
Guy 2: no bc im horny asf
by nfsvsforza May 22, 2023
mugGet the No Nut Novembermug.

Fanta Nuts

An orange-haired man by the name of Joshua Kenneth Bromley with orange pubes.
Joshua Kenneth Bromley has Fanta Nuts
The ranga Josh Bromley has Fanta Nuts
by Coca-Cola Balls April 28, 2021
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