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Wood Sugar

The always sweet (sometimes sour) milk of the loins.
Girlfriend: walks through the door, "my god I've had a rough day."
Boyfriend: sitting on couch, "awe I'm sorry babe, come over here and let me give you a little wood sugar."
by adsffgvsdfadf February 27, 2015
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Wood-licker

Someone who plays a woodwind instrument requiring a reed. Also, any body who just likes the taste of reeds or wood.
Patrick: Hey Squidward, you play the clarinet alot.
Squidward: I do. I'm a proud wood-licker. Yes I am. Now leave me alone, you imbecil.
by Latisha Mags November 26, 2011
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Trucker's wood

Most truckers actually drive around with an intense, priapic erection in their pants a good portion of their day. This is called trucker's wood and is probably the result of prolonged physical exertion (of operating the truck) vehicle vibrations and possibly an above-normal virility associated with truckers.
Truck operators generally don't speak of this to strangers, but on the road they all know that everyone on that special low-frequency radio is driving around the country with a freakish hard-on.
Billy was at the gas station, trying to coax away his trucker's wood with his hands before he got out of the vehicle. It wasn't helping any....
by Trollstoy May 21, 2013
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Staining the wood

Having sex with a woman when she is on her period.
Man I was staining the wood with that chick last night...
by opiuyt April 27, 2011
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Tiger Woods

Thepartofeveryforestyoudon'twanttoenter.
"Z-z-z-zoiks!!, it'sthemtiger woods.Letshightailitouttaheeya"
by WinkyBoy February 9, 2013
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Night Wood

When you wake up at night cause your sleep schedule is fucked up, you get Night Wood instead of morning wood.
Ah shit, is it 12:00am? I got night wood.”

“Babe wake up, I got night wood.”
by ihavenightwoodagain August 23, 2020
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mourning wood

Mourning wood is a boner you get at a funeral.
Frank was quite embarrassed when he got mourning wood at his friend Fritz's funeral.

However, he did get some nice winks from the widow.
by scodder May 31, 2010
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