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The Pope

An absolute monarch of Vatican City (An actual country), who is trying to scam you into Christianity.
The pope is asking me to become Christian, otherwise he will use God and Anime to strike me down.
Run for your lives, the Pope wants more Christians!
by GebigsBird May 20, 2022
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Popes-Cock

The best, a minimum oft 2 levels above the bees knees
- scared
-untouchable
Jordan was the Popes-Cock of NBA players at his peak
by Marty's ass September 25, 2020
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Pope

You know, he also says proselytizing is a sin, Jordan. Nobody had anything to say about it when he said it but I saw it. It was funny.
Hym "You know, I like this Pope, man. He seems pretty dope. Did you guys give that kid 1 million dollars yet? That was tight. Funny stuff. But you're also conflating 'Trying to be good' with 'acting as though you believe in God.' Those aren't the same. It's not the same."
by Hym Iam January 9, 2024
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Pope

A noun used for a person whos totally USELESS
"What an absolute pope"
"This pope came into work today"
by Popery101 February 2, 2022
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Pope Joan

To have a computer that is perpetually inferior to a legger
Goatl, wanted to update his PC because it was always one step behind Legger's. He is such a Pope Joan
by Leggnog May 8, 2020
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popee.._citrus

A rlly cool person would love to be your friend/bff she has TikTok rlly memey loves you so much and nice
Someone: hey have you seen popee.._citrus! She’s rlly cool! Someone2: no someone:kicks to heaven
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Pope Joseph

Pope Joseph is an infamous icon in semi-christian culture. He is known for being a prophet, communicating to god through dreams and delusions. He was the first one to publish a church on this earth, deserving a copyright for churches all-together.

Pope Joseph has had his controversies, with quotes he claimed were taken directly from "god"

One of these quotes include:

"As god told me, "God shall not sleep with son" therefore indicating that lesbians are allowed."

In his defense:

"Its not blasphemy if I'm the creator of all churches"

As controversial as that is, he is still an Icon and should be remembered.
Jacque: "I am gay"

Mel: "That is a sin"

Jacque: "According to who?"

Mel: "Pope Joseph"
by CodFish2 January 31, 2025
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