two smoke

primitive internal combustion engine, powered by tank of burning fossils. easily distinguishing by voluminous clouds of blue smoke. Favourite bike choice of sooky floundering bench racers complaining of fouled spark plugs and cracked reed valves, whilst prophecising the ease of the 12 "simple & inexpensive" rebuilds per annum. get an effie and learn to ride!!!

completely blinded by unwaivering devotion to neanderthal technology 'kx250' could not see that his two smoke clanger is a piece of junk

by fingalhead August 17, 2006

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turn two

taking a dump.

"Man, I knew we shouldn't have eaten at that Mexican joint. Imma go turn two in your bathroom."

by Shitschool August 28, 2009

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two pump

when an attractive girl is very hot, but not quite a one pump, so hot, that if you were to grasp ones penis firmly, one could only hold their load for two full strokes, or 'pumps'.

part of a rating system, one pump being the most dime babe you'll ever find, and two pump being next up, one pump being near perfect, and two pump still being VERY attractive, only with a few imperfections

not to be confused with no pump or one pump

Guy 1 - 'yo man, check out that two pump by the cash'
Guy 2 - 'holy hotness! good find!'

by millarke March 01, 2011

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two words

Emphatic description, always followed with an adjective not of two words.

Two words: fabu-lous.

by jschoenweiler August 28, 2008

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Two Six

A latino street gang named after 26th ST in Chicago's Little Village community. The gang was originally a neighboorhood baseball team called the Two Sixers but formed as a street gang in the 1960's. One of Two six's biggest rivals is the Latin Kings.

Hey ese, look at that vato walkin down 26th, he wearin' black & tan, he must be a Two Six.

by Little Village Vendor July 13, 2009

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