Fort Morgan

A town in north East Colorado. Often called stinky farm town or Fort Mexico. There are many farms located here but there is also a beet factory and a cow slaughter house that burns cow blood every Friday. The greatest entertainment here is McDonalds. Many people here resort to drugs to entertain themselves because this town is very boring besides the random people that hide around corners that will shank you in the back! :D Population - 11,034

11,034 people live in Fort Morgan, CO (Colorado)


39.04% of residents in Fort Morgan, CO are Latino 39%

58.71% of residents in Fort Morgan, CO are Caucasian 58.7%

WHEN A TOURIST VISITS FORT MORGAN.....

tourist- What is that awful smell?
me- oh that could be
1. beets rotting in the ditches
2. Cow blood being burnt
3. Damn Mexicans that never shower!

but most likely the last one!

by Social_Butterfly_Kelsey February 1, 2009

Morgan Door

An unauthorized or lesser known entrance to any home, apartment, office, etc.

I didn't want my mom to see me sneak back in, so I used the Morgan Door

by stillaninnocent July 28, 2011

Morgan

penis; dick; in some cases pussy

man that guys morgan is huge!

by ilovefried January 15, 2017

Pulling a Morgan

Act involving self injury initiated by distraction. i.e. walking into a pole when distracted by a loud sound.

Did you see Jenna walk into the pole? I think she was "Pulling a Morgan" when the alarm went off.

by Remedyman February 22, 2010

Morgan Freeman

God; my nigga; a sex toy for your ears; Chuck Norris for people above 12 years old

What's the difference between God and Morgan Freeman?
-Absolutely nothing

by JaMarko October 7, 2011

Bryce Morgan

a smoking hot guy who knows hes all that but likes to pretend hes not. Hes also secretly a huge nerd, and has bi-sexual tendencies.

I want Bryce Morgan to do me!

by maple D March 8, 2011

Dexter Morgan

The Main protagonist in showtime’s brilliant drama/crime show “Dexter” that ran from 2006 till 2013. He is a blood spatter analyst for Miami metro pd (pretty sure that’s right) and part time serial killer and any time his “dark passenger” takes control he finds a well known sleazebag POS criminal and kills them. He lived in Miami Florida with his son harrison but migrated north after some trouble with his weird ass girlfriend or something (it’s been years gimme a break) and is now a lumberjack. Watch dexter new blood to see what dexies up too these days.

Joey Quinn: yo Dex
Dexter Morgan: fuck off

by burn in my light January 17, 2022