Mop head

A bitch with ugly ass hair

I saw this girl at a party last night, she had a thick ass body, but damn was she a mop head

by King Quandalias Dinkleberry ll October 10, 2023

mop

Micheal's excuse for hair

Micheal why do you still have a mop on your head

by ProPengu123 January 28, 2019

meep mop

A Meep Mop is a traditional song sung by the Little Snus. Scientists proved that the origin of the song was somewhere around 1833 and in parts of what is now Northern California.

"Hi! Hows that one little song go?" "I said a Meep Mop A Meepy to the Mop!"

by Dr. Smoofy July 18, 2017

Oral Mopping

Cleaning something with your tongue. Usually used in a sexual context. It is named this way due to the way the tongue moves being similar to how a mop moves when used for cleaning floors.

I decided that I would use oral mopping instead of cleaning the toilets normally.

by Shugunou February 16, 2023

Myspace Mop

A hairstyle common in the 2000’s til about 2012. It was customary for Gen Y kids To showcase their Millenial Misery with a profile pic on Myspace with side swoop bangs. This hairstyle’s exaggerated part would cause the elder emo’s hair to nearly cover both or at least one of their eyes. It was also customary for the Myspace Mop to be utterly fried with a hair straightener and dyed unnaturally, either with overly saturated colors or horizontal stripes.

I’ve been feeling nostalgic lately and decided I hate my center part hair. I want to go back to my Myspace Mop days and change my profile song to Story of the Year or The Maine’s latest release. Simpler Times.

by niko5 May 4, 2022

The mop

A dance that is to retarded that it’s fire

Trey: you heart about the mop

Jay: that dance that everybody be doing at my school.

by AxrTxme February 29, 2020

Mopping bathrooms

To “ throw it back “ in a club or work a pole

Yo start was killing it last night , she was mopping bathrooms on the pole

by Throwntothewind December 23, 2023