caca monster

1: Someone who takes shits repeatedly throughout the day
and or takes their sweet ass time doing so and also uses an entire roll ov toilet paper to wipe.

2: Once thought to be mythical creatures ov mexico up until their discovery by Mel Gibson on a voyage deep into the mystical mexican monte, and as ov today have not been thoroughly studied; are thought to either be living piles ov steaming shit, risen from sewers, or just sasquatch like creatures that cover themselves in their own feces.

"Dude, you've been in the restroom for like an hour already, and i know you're using the whole damn roll in there, hurry up you caca monster!"

by incipitsathanas October 29, 2009

sex monster

1. a person who has sex a lot
2. a beast who has sex with other beasts

1. i am definitely a sex monster
2. wow, look at that sex monster, hollerrr

by ayla roman April 25, 2010

shit monster

a monster that rises from the toilet to put shit in your mouth

a shit monster almost killed a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of mine

by asspro67 October 10, 2005

monster meat

A male with extremely abnormal sized penis.

OMG B-Rad u gotz dat MONSTER MEAT!

Sal got dat baby meat but Isiah monster meat GURRLL!

by Brandon Becerra May 12, 2008

Ima Monster

Popular song by Blood on the Dance Floor. First released on the "It's Hard to Be A Diamond In a Rhinestone World" album. Known for chorus,...
Chop, Chop, Chop you up,

IMA MONSTER (HAHAHA!!!)
Eat you like a cannibal
spit you out like an animal
(2x)
SLice, Slice, Slice you up,
IMA MONSTER (HAHAHA!!!!)
Cut you up i'll slice and dice
Serve you up as cold as ice.

Girl- So what's your favorite Blood on the Dance Floor song?
Guy- Well, i'd have to say... Ima Monster, it's such a good song!!!

by ImaMonsterHaHaHa December 26, 2009

Gooch monster

When ones' taint/gooch grows so much hair that it is not managable, at all

dude, my gooch monster needs to be waxed already.

by black man 2012 January 15, 2010

Monster bush

When the pubic hair on a woman's vagina is severly over grown.

...when I pulled down her pants I could tell she had a monster bush, hair was sticking out the sides of her underware.

by Grant106 May 15, 2005