Congealed Cream

When human sperm sits in a male or females' mouth for a long period time it begins to solidify, curdle, and or congeal; creating congealed cream.

Example (Female): I waited too long to swallow, and it become congealed cream...it tasted like cottage cheese.

by Satan's_Sweaty_Grundle June 16, 2016

Cream Kin

The moment when you a bro become emotionally and mentally synced forever as you bust a nut at the same time, staring into one another's eyes as you put a girl on the spit.

Darrel and I became Cream Kin after we put this swede on the spit.

by KOONOP May 29, 2017

nice cream

A fruit-based soft serve ice cream that is dairy free and gluten free; primarily made of frozen bananas. Nice cream can be made with any fruit and nuts but banana usually tends to be the base ingredient. Because it does not have artificial flavors or added sugars, it is considered to be a healthy snack/ treat.

Jane's favorite nice cream is pineapple and coconut. While Jake prefers blueberry and almond.

by FruitBerry February 11, 2019

Cream Eye

Semen induced conjunctivitis, or pink eye, caused by explosive ejaculation into your partners eye

It had been so long since I came, my bucket load of semen hit her in the face and caused a cream eye, necessitating a visit to the eyewash station

by Eyeboy2015 March 7, 2015

bitch cream

implied usage of metaphorical substance explained by the sudden increase in bitchiness.

David: you look kinda fat today. Matt: i think you put too much bitch cream on today.

by flatpig April 10, 2022

Cream Wolfing

1. To play the free online game "cream wolf"

2. To just hang out

3. To give ice cream to fat children during the day. Then make them follow you home. At night you turn into a wolf and eat the children.

Ben- "Hey brady, do you want to go for coffee? what time are you off work?"

Brady- "Ben, Im cream wolfing til midnight"

by Michael Leigh November 2, 2011

nut cream

Nut cream is a complicated sexual act which probably will become popular in porn movies very soon.

1. You (the man) fucks a girl in the ass and cum on her asshole (note: not in her asshole).

2. When the sperm lies there on her ass you take a hold off your balls (hence the term "nut") and puts 'em down her asshole, then begin to "ballfuck" her.

3. Take out your balls, now dripping of sperm and "brown sauce" and let the girl take a lick (or suck).

This is what you call "nut cream".

- Hey girl, wanna take a load of nut cream?
- Hell yeah, let me lick it off!

by Karl Kyyke May 8, 2008