Roberto Carlos

A Brazilian football player who was a great player during the 1990's-2000's and can do the most impossible shit nobody's ever seen. Such as his free kick vs France, or his angled shot when he played for Real Madrid.

Roberto Carlos GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 19, 2023

Carlos Kou

A carlos Kou Is one of the worst people to cross paths with, he thinks he pulls all the girls but infact they were dared to date him, he loves scamming kids for candy

friend: Hey did you see Carlos Kou
Me: ew that bitch

by ananymous_48 December 13, 2021

Cowboy Carlos

A little man that enjoys horses, cow punching, and a little brokeback action.

Check cowboy Carlos over there? The guy looks like looks like he slept in a horses stall.

by Francis Cobblebottoms September 11, 2020

john carlos

A dumb gay bitch who "takes your girl" but actually is ugly and single

hoe ass niqqa john carlos

by tyftty October 3, 2019

Carlos Mencia

a mexican comedian who offends everybody. he is hilarious and is the host of a crappy show on comedy central.

watch carlos mencia's stand-up, not his show.

by clevelandsteamer August 31, 2005

Monte Carlo

(Noun) a shitty car whose owner is equally as shitty. Usually he will smell of rancid feet or of used dildos. (Verb)To drive play halo at a below average level (Adj) Shitty.

(Noun) God, Andrew's monte carlo isn't worth fixing up. More like Monte car-no." said Jeff, who owns a lesbian car. (Verb) Andrew Monte Carlos so the teams are never fair. (Adj) Andrew, take your smelly, cock biting, monte carlo ass out of here.

by Superflylemonaid June 11, 2006

Carlos Delfino

#20 on the Detroit Pistons. aka: hottest man in the NBA <3

I only watch sports because of Carlos Delfino.

by Angie. July 20, 2008