turn two

taking a dump.

"Man, I knew we shouldn't have eaten at that Mexican joint. Imma go turn two in your bathroom."

by Shitschool August 27, 2009

two pump

when an attractive girl is very hot, but not quite a one pump, so hot, that if you were to grasp ones penis firmly, one could only hold their load for two full strokes, or 'pumps'.

part of a rating system, one pump being the most dime babe you'll ever find, and two pump being next up, one pump being near perfect, and two pump still being VERY attractive, only with a few imperfections

not to be confused with no pump or one pump

Guy 1 - 'yo man, check out that two pump by the cash'
Guy 2 - 'holy hotness! good find!'

by millarke March 15, 2011

two words

Emphatic description, always followed with an adjective not of two words.

Two words: fabu-lous.

by jschoenweiler October 18, 2008

Two Six

A latino street gang named after 26th ST in Chicago's Little Village community. The gang was originally a neighboorhood baseball team called the Two Sixers but formed as a street gang in the 1960's. One of Two six's biggest rivals is the Latin Kings.

Hey ese, look at that vato walkin down 26th, he wearin' black & tan, he must be a Two Six.

by Little Village Vendor July 12, 2009

two trips

A woman with an ass that is so big, when she hauls ass she has to take two trips.

did you see her ass? Yeah, that was two trips at least.

by Andrew January 13, 2005

Part two

Part two of my two-part definitions

This is part two.

by Fish money May 5, 2020

twos on a bastard

Twos on a bastard is when a men has a one night stand with a women, but if she has his kiddy he ain't sticking around, therefore making the kid a bastard. Also: you can never goes threes on a bastard caus its just unfair on the kiddy.

Michael went twos on a bastard last night with that slag on argos corner

by iamthelazerviking December 26, 2006