testicles poetry

The mystical words of the balls

this dude writing testicles poetry or something

by Hri7566 August 17, 2022

cantelope tester

Pressing two thumbs simultaneously into a girl's ass like your pushing in the knot of a cantelope to test its freshness.

I thought I was totally in there, but things went south fast after I tried to give her the cantelope tester.

by biggerspeck May 17, 2007

Beta Tester

Someone who trys to get early access or beta privileges to young children and there various parts.

"Hey man you should become a beta tester I heard they get early access to that underage coochie."
Yeah man I already signed up to become one.

by BltWise October 28, 2019

Testicle Turret

The action where a man with a rather large penis destroys a females ass with it. After the females ass is loose enough he drops his balls into her butthole. While his balls are in her butthole he spins around and jacks off. When he finally ejaculates he makes noises like a turret shooting all over.

Ali thought there was a real turret in her living room when Tanner dropped his balls in her and gave her the Testicle Turret

by DudeDawgMan December 5, 2009

testicle hound

Noun- 1.One that hounds testicles. 2. Someone who steals something from you.

"YOU TESTICLE HOUND!!! You stole my french fries!"

by WhereArtEsteban September 8, 2006

testicle transplant

the transplant of testicles from an organ donor to a reciever who was born without balls.

Andrew: WTf that baby is black. I'm white though.

Andrew's sister: I only had sex with you Andrew. You were born without testicles and mom and dad found a testicle donor for you and gave you a testicle transplant when you were a baby. You mustve gotten testicles from a black man.

Andrew: That makes perfect sense I always felt I had a little black in me.

by ballinwithoutballin January 22, 2010

testiclees god of love

when loving a woman comes from deep within your testicles to the point of a violent explosion of sperm through the vagina as if your testicles and cock were a greek god of sex.

As my girlfriend was about to cum, I screamed, "I am testiclees god of love" just before I shot my frothy load throughout her body.

by Testiclees God of Love March 31, 2010