swedish earmuffs

A sexual act that keeps a females ears warm after two men simultaneously ejaculate in and around her ears.

female: "ya, my ears are much warmer"
males: "ya ya shore, much stickier they are too."

or

male1: "hey man, that girl loved our swedish earmuffs !"
male2: "ya, too bad you stuck it in her ear when you came"

by Miguel Honess July 17, 2009

swedish frosting

a guy puts saran wrap on a chick's ass then puts cocaine on it and the chick farts and the guy sniffs the cocaine

sally: have you ever done swedish frosting?
joe: do i really want to know what that is?
sally: trust me, you'll love it.

by bitchshitcuntfuck October 3, 2008

Swedish boy

White fucking trash

Dude that guy looks like he’ll treat me like shit ;)

…Yeah man he’s probably a Swedish boy

by Fuck sake May 7, 2019

swedish cilli dog

while ass fucking, the recipiant takes a shit of your dong.

I got a swedish chili dog last night from bob.

by sandy poon February 11, 2004

swedish

(n.) Person living in the country of Sweden, often characterized by their inferior intelligence.

(adj.) Stupid, lame

-Whats wrong with that guy?
-He's Swedish.
(notice the two possible meanings: Either he really is Swedish or he's just a really stupid person)

by Kevlar March 28, 2005

Swedish white chocolate

A commonly used type of sex in Sweden but has been modernized in America. Used to be a form of sex where some boy sticks his dick in melted shit and fucked a bitch up her ass and made his best friend eat it and told him it was chocolate. Also known as Penichocolate in America. In america you dip ur dick in melted chocolate and fuck some girl up the ass and make some fuckshit eat it.

Yoooo i did this girl swedish white chocolate....and then i made this fuckshit eat it.
It was maaaaad funny dog

by Pimpin aint ez October 26, 2004

Sweding

Based of the movie Be Kind, Rewind, it's to completely make something out of scratch out of thing you thing after losing something you like or need.

"Hey, did you get that paper Professor Dickweed gave out?"
"Fuck, no. Gimme yours, I'll have to do some sweding."

by Justin Poon February 29, 2008