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Sweaty one wiper

A person who tries to slyly give their sweaty bum a quick wipe in public, who is then caught.
“Graham caught his colleague having a sweaty one wiper in the toilet
by Ah made a mistake May 17, 2022
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Sweaty Meat Burrito

Its when you fuck the fat rolls of a Hispanic Girl
Hey Julio! I made a Sweaty Meat Burrito with Your Mom Last night!
by BradentonButtTickler June 25, 2023
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Sweaty Vortex

When you're sucking a guy off from both ends, but doing it very poorly.
I watched it on DVR and Kuz was sucking so bad at both ends. The guy never came and his asshole still looked dirty. Total Sweaty Vortex.
by Bob Selvin December 30, 2020
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Sweaty Hog

An unattractive woman, especially one who is overweight and/or has no teeth.
"Nick to Jeremy: Hey man, I think I prefer the fatter bitches. Not like super fat like some sumo wrestler or a Sweaty Hog at McDonald's, but rather just that nice extra cushion for the motherfuckin' pushin' type of shit."
"Jeremy: Yeah, that Denise chick was a Sweaty Hog for sure. Super sweaty fat-ass hog whore."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper July 17, 2024
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Sweaty Ballsock

What happens when you run cross country, and afterwards you are so sweaty that you wrap your balls in a sock.
After cross-country I had to get a "sweaty ballsock"
by Discover something terrifying September 13, 2021
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Sweaty balls

not washing leaving an awful smell
Katy:omg i have Oscar head he has sweaty balls so stinky!
Jeremy:haha!
by yavavchocobabe September 8, 2020
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