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Sweaty

Someone who tries really hard at a video game.
That guy is such a sweaty.
by PenLidBoi July 12, 2019
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Fat Sweaty Nerd

A tech teacher who has a grey beard and smells like fish.
Jimmy stop being a Fat Sweaty Nerd and sit up bitch.
by Poopy696969 November 11, 2019
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Sweaty Ballsack Shimmy

A dance move that has you flopping around your sweaty balls. Works better if you and another guy try and make your balls touch while flopping them around.
Joe: Hey Michael!! Let’s do the Sweaty Ballsack Shimmy!!

Michael: Yeah Joe!! I bet my balls will flop more than yours!!
by Polnareff_Toenail December 5, 2019
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Sweaties

Sweaties are not the rarest of breeds and should be approached with extreme caution and with plenty of deliberation between you and your drinking buddies for the evening. These aggressive ladies are often found in groups, scantily clad, and sweating profusely from the molly and hours of uncoordinated dancing. Though they are very overweight and most likely dehydrated, do not let that fool you. Once a sweaty has lured you in, they cannot be left behind. She can be driving an early 90's honda hatchback yet she is still going to be right on the tail of your brand new Tesla. If you do manage to break line of sight then they began employing primitive yet effective tracking methods.
Steve Jobs: "Damn, Musk! Looks like it'll be a quiet night for you at the secret lair. What a putz!"
Elon Musk: "Not so fast, cancer man. (take huge rip from blunt) There is still the sweaties inside that turned this foam party into the rinse cycle of a washing machine!"
by Devonius Tunaman June 12, 2019
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Sweaty Mexican

by Jjjjjjjjj1111 September 23, 2019
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Sweaty Ball Bag

When a mans giant pecker is overused, it creates a substance other than semen called sweat. This sweat can cover the poor males testicles causing an extreme case of Sweaty Ball Bag.
Ahhhhhh Fuck I got a Sweaty Ball Bag
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sweaty swanson

A sexual act consisting of several steps. First a man must complete an extremely rigorous gym session consisting mainly of squats lunges and any other from of leg workout. immediately after the gym the man goes home to his partner. He then removes his pants and scoops his taint with his hands. He then rubs that sweaty juice onto the the inside of the vaginal lips and proceeds to give his partner oral sex.
Bro after the gym last night i gave her a good old sweaty swanson.
by Zày December 15, 2017
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