smiles

A bar game usually practiced amongst members of the armed services while travelling abroad. It is where a female barmaid is positioned underneath a table where men are playing cards and drinking. When she selects a patron to perform oral sex upon, the resulting 'smile' is indicated in the patron's expression of exuberance, which obligates him to purchase the rest of the male members a round of drinks.

"Hey, cuz, remember when we were playing that game of smiles in that Filipino bar?" Man, what a game face you had on that night!"

by BottomMover October 6, 2005

extremelylongelongatedbigassmotherfuckingword (smileforthecamera)

i just invented a word, go me <3

Son:Hey, dad, whats the longest word in the universe, plxplxplx?!
Father: Why i do belive its extremelylongelongatedbigassmotherfuckingword (smileforthecamera), son

-Chuckeh=pwn+joo

by Chuckeh February 22, 2005

smiley boy

when u just had sex and you cant stop smiling and everyones lookin at you and wondering why you are so happy.

Mike was oon his smiley boy all weekend maybe he got some pussy recently.

Bob:"hey look at that kid , i wonder why he is smiling so much"
Billy:"becuase he got his smiley boy on"

by loyalrican December 28, 2007

English Smile

When a person is unhappy with their current situation. However, as they are English, they are too polite to admit it. Therefore, they will 'put on' an English Smile.

Barber: Are you happy with your haircut sir?
Gent: Oh this? Hmmm? Well yeah, this EXACTLY what I wanted... bald patch and all.

*The Gentleman breaks into a traditional English Smile

by Lucas Jolson April 16, 2010

Nigerian smile

a very devious psychological smile tricking you that everything in the deal will be ok when its not

John told me that he will never get his money back. So I gave him the Nigerian smile and told him that its ok

by tatomuck1 March 27, 2009

Japanese smileys

Instead of :) and :(, japanaese people use these smileys:

(^_^)v!(^^)!(@_@)(-_-):-O:-((^-^)(~o~)(*_*)(=_=)(?_?)(>_<)(^O^)(^_-):-)(*^_^*)(-_-;)_(_^_)_( _ )(^_^)/~(^o^)^^;_(._.)_(T_T)(^^)/~~~(^^)(^^;)<(_ _)>(/_;)(^^)/(^_^)(^_^;)m(_ _)m(;_;)(^_^)/

find each definition for the smileys on your own.

When I used Japanese smileys during a chat, it was kind of popular to my friends.

by Torisugari July 30, 2005

Smile Game

A game in which points are awarded when a player causes another person to smile. Points earned varies based on the familiarity of the player and the target (person being made to smile).

In one variant of the Smile Game, the person who collects the most Smile Points in a Smile Game period wins! Only unsmiling faces are eligible targets for points. Friends are worth 10 smile points, Relatives are worth 100 smile points, and Strangers are worth 1000 smile points!

by The Smile Game Master December 11, 2012