Strilliterate

When someone is utterly inept at producing anything that could be considered musical from a stringed instrument (such as a banjo, cello, guitar, harp, lute, ukulele, violin, etc.). This applies to those whose musical repertoire extends no further than the one time they learned how to play a Nintendo game's theme song from a Youtube video.

"I mean, I can play 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star', but other than that, I'm strilliterate."

"I DO know how to play more than 'Gerudo Valley'. Come on, I'm not strilliterate!"

by Sesudesu August 18, 2018

stroblighting

To use a flash light in a car in a way that draws attention and looks suspicious

Stop stroblighting we are not needing to be a scene and get pulled over by the cops

by Shadoeshy November 4, 2018

scrollball

a person who can't get off their phone, just keeps scrolling through.

He won't get off his phone, he's an instagram scrollball

by frostheaves2019 April 3, 2019

scrollhead

person who aimlessly scrolls on social media.

Get off your phone, scrollhead!

by elldawg millionaire August 1, 2020

Scrolliosis

The inability to scroll past social media posts you don’t like.

My dad won’t stop commenting on my posts about Trump. He has Scrolliosis.

by Matt12189 August 19, 2020

scrolling

What my Mum does all day on the couch, using Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and every type of online platform the possibly is.

"Mum! Stop scrolling! Can we have dinner now??"

by Jupiter82 September 9, 2020

skrollech

Skid marked that is on a chin bollock

Man just gave him a skrollech.

by Skrolloch September 13, 2020