Stealthdoze

The act of dozing off while trying to appear awake, especially when one is supposed to be awake.

"The new guy tends to stealthdoze his way through boring meetings."

by Bigmonkeychild March 17, 2015

Stealthflexing

A way of flexing around others with bigger muscles without the appearance you are in fact flexing. Stealth flexing gives you the excuse "I wasn't even flexing" when others start making fun of your gains......or lack there of...

Jereme was stealthflexing in order to show off his gains without ridicule.

by The Creator of Life. July 3, 2015

stealthclick

-verb (v.)
-noun (n.)
The act of stealthily clicking an object in the monitor of said screen. This will occur naturally to men and less to women, the human will stealthclick unto said "porn website" to hide information about said "anal videos"

"Jerry, where you stealthclicking?"

by inventingwords May 22, 2016

Stealthie

The selfie you take by accident when the camera is pointing the wrong way .

The selfie your kid takes by accident when he's playing with your phone.

Wait a minute, s**t ! I've just taken a stealthie - ok sorry, here we go, one-two-three..... Smile!
It took me half an hour to erase Jack's stealthies from my gallery.....

by Kelly Jordan August 10, 2017

stealthy vagina

That sneaky pussy. That poonah.

" Nah man she got that stealthy vagina"

by Svgesage December 29, 2017

stealthee

A pee that is so quiet and/or so fast that no one around you would knew that you were peeing.

Man, I just took a stealthee in the bathroom. No one even knew I was there.

by PrettyFlyForAGringo October 28, 2018

Stealthurbate

Masturbate in public stealthily so no one knows you're doing it.

When she was little, Kennedy would stealthurbate under the beach towel and no one around even guessed.

by ApricotFields August 2, 2019