Monk Spunk

Semen which has taken on a slight yellow colour because it’s owner hasn’t ejaculated for a long time.

“It had been so long that when I eventually got laid, I had monk spunk.”

by Apparently January 13, 2021

Spinks

To get one's ass kicked to a significant degree.

"Neeya pulled a Spinks lass night, yo. Mug inna hospital n' shit."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Spunk Bubble Blower

used to denote an occasion when a homosexual whilst cupping his partners jizz in his throat, perts his lips and gentle blows little spunk bubbles in the air.

Thought to have originated in Hamilton

Shug: "Garry if you really love me, don't spit my love porridge out, be my little spunk bubble blower"

Garry: "Bob....Bob.....Bob....."

by Richie Kelkito July 7, 2006

Spunk Muffin

1: When a woman asks you to cum on a muffin for her to then eat the muffin, the cum (spunk) acting as a sort of icing to increase the taste.

2: You can call your girlfriend Spunk Muffin as a pet name if you do this with her.

1: I came on the double chocolate chip muffin instead of her face and she then proceeded to eat the spunk muffin whole.

2: Hey there my little spunk muffin, how was your day?

by Pimp-Master J May 13, 2006

funky spunk

When your man needs to eat more red meat or wheat grass.

His sppoge tated like ass.

by Giz god April 7, 2004

spunk

A collection of sweat and lint from ones ass crack, that can be scraped into a ball and applied to ones enemies.

He spit in my drink, so I wiped my spunk on his burger!

by Rootmaster September 15, 2003

spunk bubble

a bubble of spunk. a person you conssider an idiot.

oh look at that spunk bubble

by xxxocet May 6, 2008