An un-expected and often dangerous incident involving an aggressive spooning, which may result in physical and psychological trauma.
Did you hear about the savage spooning that Julien got from Veronique? He hasn't been able to walk properly in a week and doesn't appear to be able to construct sentences.
by jimmybumflaps November 12, 2019
Get the Savage Spooning mug.When someone, who is much larger and of the same sex, uncomfortably or forcibly snuggles up behind someone
by Maryjane* December 13, 2017
Get the Hard Spoon mug.When I used to play golf with my grandfather and his buddies. One would come back from peeing, and another would say “looks like you spoon legged”. It’s when you drip a little and it visible to others.
by Shaketex October 9, 2017
Get the spoon leg mug.Spooning that occurs between your main alarm and your snooze alarm going off, generally in a state of semi-consciousness.
by Sausage_Dictionary May 3, 2016
Get the Snooze Spoon mug.by Katyladey August 16, 2016
Get the spoon whore mug.Because no one in the trailer park had ever heard of an enema, Lloyd was forced to use the dookie spoon on his 500lb mother when it became clear there was no way a turd that large was going to pass through her rectum unaided.
by alie oop May 21, 2012
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If your stomach makes a particularly loud grumble, or a little air slips accidentally from either passage (front or back) you can acknowledge its passing politely with this little interjection to make it known it was not purposeful.
Usually accompanied with a look of shock from the perpetrator.
If your stomach makes a particularly loud grumble, or a little air slips accidentally from either passage (front or back) you can acknowledge its passing politely with this little interjection to make it known it was not purposeful.
Usually accompanied with a look of shock from the perpetrator.
by Nothatoriginal October 31, 2011
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