Sploogeburn

a stinging, fiery expulsion of semen caused primarily by an unhealthy diet consisting of peanut butter, hotsauce, jack daniels, 5-day old Mexican food left in the fridge, and listening to Kanye West. Symptoms include painful, fiery secretions, burning sensations in the genital region, and total scrotal implosion.

That slut from the busstop gave me relentless sloogeburn

Hey Kanye, stop making music so I can actually enjoy life for once. It's hard to carry on with this immense case of sploogeburn.

by sidexwalk September 4, 2012

Sploofed

When ones hair becomes messy either deliberately or accidentally from someone else's actions. It can also be described as a state of messy hair in general.

"Stop sploofing my hair!"
"My hair looks so sploofed right now."

by TheRedBanana October 10, 2012

splooge-factory

A business establishment that provides happy endings under the table.

Have you been to that new Chinese foot massage place? I heard it's a total splooge-factory.

by Sony Ton June 12, 2013

Splooch

What happens when a girl hasn't had sex in a while and she finally gets it and cums early

Hey bro my girl splooched all over me last night

by Tc169 October 16, 2014

sploogelord

When the recipient recieves a lot of cum also known as "splooge".

Hello sploogelord, last night was an amazing night.

by Flawlesspls January 20, 2016

Splodgy dodger

The word used when two brothers play soggy biscuit with a jammy dodger.

"Hey Dylan do you wanna play splodgy dodger with me?"

"Sure Owen I'd love to come play splodgy jodger with you!"

by Taymarsh1 October 11, 2016

Splodgie

A person who is stupid af and you need something to call them

Alex is such a splodgie

by Tifnits August 11, 2016