Whack and Snack

Masturbation, before, during or after consumption of a food item.

Taylor couldn't decide on whether to eat his sandwich or fuck it. He decided to Whack and Snack

by MeatTrumpet April 24, 2012

seamen's snack

one who ejackulates in a bag of skittles and gives the rest to his friends. , jizz coated candies

the other day i had skittles that i was gunna throw out but instead i gave my little brother a "seamen's snack"

by billo sommerer March 28, 2008

snack bar

Another name for a womans vagina.

Gina refused to clean up her snack bar. When I went down to delve on the goods I narfed.

by Snoel February 17, 2005

snickety snack

1. a unit of time

2. a measure of place and/or space

3. representative of any bitch (individual) or thing, that embodies the true nature of snickety snack

4. a small golf cart-like vehicle found on most california university campuses.

5. an exclamation of excitement or extreme happiness

6. an exclamation of disgust and resentment, typically said with less enthusiasm, and usually accompanied by a shake of the head and/or fist

1. "i'll be there in a snickety snack."

2. "let's snickety snack it over to the book store."

3. "yo, s n i c k e t y s n a c k. where you been?!"

4. "damn, it's a snickety snack mobile! let's nab that bitch and roll!"

5. "we're rolling back to cali; snickety snack!"

6. "snickety snack. damn those bitches."

by snickety snacks! December 15, 2008

scooby snack

it is when fart in your hand and put it in someones face.

"Yo fool you want a scooby snack?"

by jose23 October 24, 2009

Fruit Snack

When your straight but a gay guy looks fine.

John-Damn that guy looks like a snack!
Josh- I'm pretty sure he's gay.
John- Damn I guess you could say he's a fruit snack!

by Jonathan Navarrete May 2, 2018

Snack rat

1. Someone who hoards a bunch of free snacks for themselves for later. Common at meetings or other similar events where free snacks are served.

2. Also someone who just buys a bunch of snacks as groceries, instead of real food.

Jessica is such a snack rat! Can't she just take one hoho at a time?

by ~Evlwolf~ April 9, 2009