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Texas Sized Chili Ring

The un-wiped shit-covered asshole of a morbidly obese woman
Waiter: Have you decided on an order?
Connor: I’ll have a Texas Sized Chili Ring
Waiter: Alright, and how about you, sir?
Garrett: Make that two, sir
by D4L3 July 21, 2022
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Size Tester

A size tester is a guy or girl who is used is used to show the different sizes of dildos.
Friend: “you're the equivalent of a cheap hooker
You: “That's too bad because you're most definitely a Size Tester
by User173842066669 January 1, 2023
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size four

Size four is 1980s slang for an erection.
Boner. Erection.

Ex: Jimmy wore his thin white sweatpants to the dance so the girls could feel his size four when they slow danced.

Ex: Despite a raging size four, Erik was a chicken ass and wouldn't scoof.

Ex: Though Larry's erection curved significantly it was still a size four.
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Straight sized

A person whose clothing size falls within the standard size range offered by most clothing stores. In the U.S., straight sizes typically range from 0 to 12, though some brands extend this to a size 16. Sizes 12 through 18 are sometimes considered mid-sized, while size 20 and above is generally considered plus-sized. These ranges my vary by brand and region.
As a plus-sized person, I can not shop for clothes in most stores. My straight sized sister has a smaller size than me. Most stores carry her size.
by CestBo November 5, 2024
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avocado sized mf

This avocado sized mf is kicking my ass today
by Spicy bisss October 13, 2020
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u lovin the size

Girl: ' I'm leaving you!'
Boy:'Lol i think the fuck not cause u lovin the size'
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PCY:'U lovin' the size' Freal Luv-Far East Movement
by leo_e June 2, 2017
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fun sized furgle

A fun sized Furgle (also known as Furgal or ferghal) is a human of a smaller nature who’s enzymes appeared to be denatured to the extent that they resemble a smaller, female Hagrid.
Dude, Holly is such a fun sized Furgle

Mate these fun sized Furgles are becoming too common.
by KeithIsJesus June 26, 2019
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