shits

the word shits can describe many feelings, activities,quality of a product or object, people, and ofcourse bodily happenings.
here is a couple.

1. Shits(temper)-to be ticked of, substantially annoyed etc
2. Shits(activities) partaking in some activities can be said to be shits eg boring or annoying.you do not usually volunteer for these activities.
3.shits(quality)- in relation to the quality of a particular product or object.
4. shits (people)-people can be said to be "generally a shits person" these people have no friends and a more than likely the topic of the school's gossop.
5. shits (bodily happenings)-to have the shits. the intense need to excrete some solids, although may not necessarily be solids.

1. My computer gives me the shits.
2. school is the shits.
3. this $2 rolex is shits!
4. the kid with the stupid looking head with the faint smell of cheese about him is shits.
5. oh my god! my cabbage sandwhich has come back to give me the shits! i must leave to expell this disaster.

by Benny 7588 September 6, 2008

shits

crystal meth

lets go smoke some shits and then do our homework!!


lets go do some shits and clean the house!

by janice the gooseman January 31, 2009

Da Shits

When one can't stop shitting

Man I got Da Shits

by The Man July 23, 2001

Shits the bed

When a movie or TV series does well enough through out, then at the end completely and utterly ruins it so badly it makes you forget any good points it may have had.

The series was alright, but it really shits the bed at the end.

by Hopeful_monster April 28, 2012

shitshow

noun. 1. A group of people so shitfaced that it is entertaining to watch.

The 80's dance party was a real shitshow, thanks to Captain Morgan.

by CapitalNumber November 11, 2009

shitshake

when you are making a chocalate shake for your friends; you add milk, chocolate ice cream and then you add a nice footlong turd. And to top it all off you put some whip cream and a nice little cum shot on top.

bryan: Kelsey im makin you a shitshake!

kelsey: cool i'll give it to Amber!

by ginger kitty February 15, 2009

phantom shits

1. when you've had a crap and wipe your arse but the sheet comes back clean, and you wonder if you actually went.

2. a phrase meaning you've had good luck

1. "I was running late but I really needed a shit - luckily it was a phantom, so I made it to work bang on time."

2. A - "Hey, you look happy."
B - "Yeah, I've been having phantom shits all week."

by ~swan August 11, 2005