shooting squirrel in a barrel

when there are so many loose women at a bar it doesn't matter if you have a crooked dick, you can't miss!!!!

Gentile Mike: How was the bar last night?

Jewish Mike: There was so much poonani at that bar last nite it was ridiculous?

Gentile Mike: Did you hit any of that shit?

Jewish Mike: Are you serious, it was like shooting squirrel in a barrel. I got it in and got my bhole licked.

Gentile Mike: "Nice. I like. Borat voice."

by Mr. Jewish Mike January 16, 2013

shooting the shit

talking with your friends in a humourous manner when in a serious situation

i was shooting the shit at the funeral, and got shot in the face.

by bryan October 27, 2003

Shooting Star

The entry of alien ejaculation into the Earth's atmosphere.

The mass of shooting stars recently were blamed for the widespread pregnancy epidemic.

by Hiphopopotomus March 31, 2009

spooning

when all girls lie together facing the same way
type 1: clothed
type 2: unclothed

At soccer tournaments my teammates and i have spooning parties.

by oshlivia November 26, 2006

Spooning

Also known as yoghurting in some places. Usually used in the homosexual community, but is known to be used by heterosexual people also. Spooning is when you cum in somebodies ass crack, leave it in there and eat it with a spoon. Any remaining hairs, or faeces are part of the act. Yes, including long hairs coated in shit particles!

"After a thorough evening of trying out felching, ice cream sundaying, a little bit of sculpting Ben decided he wanted to go Spooning, so he bent Jim over, sprayed cum all in his ass then eat it with a spoon. "Ahhhh that is delicious" Ben replied licking his lips with a long hair hanging from his chin!"

by Scott Esskay December 21, 2006

Spooning

A form of sexual intercourse also known as anal sex.

Jeff is mad because Kenta didn't agree to spooning him last night.

by Jeff Fellows April 9, 2006

Shooting Birds

For a man to ejaculate. More often than not prematurely.

Yo, dude I was with Karen last night and I shot birds all over her chest.

Sick, bro! I hooked up with Maria and I spent the entire night shooting birds on her belly and her little nippies.

by analnugget October 13, 2019