shovelcock

a badmitten birdie. also a funny word.

me and my girl had fun with my shovelcock

by andrewhart February 23, 2005

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Shovel

Another word for a Ho. So you can mock them in secret. This stems from a ho being a garden tool.

Jack: Wow, Look at The future Shovels!
James: Future?

by Stephanie--------- October 28, 2008

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Sheveled • shevel • Sheveler • Shevella • Mr. Shevelson • shovel • Shovelface • shekel • shovel head • Shoveling

Shovel-ready

Of dubious accuracy or authenticity; bullshit.

Janet: I asked Sam why he couldn't come with me to visit my mother this weekend, and he gave me some shovel-ready excuse.

by Ibiwisi February 10, 2009

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Feed yo' ho' Taco Bell. Have sex with yo' ho' in the assho' and press on her abdomen until she shats. Take a big orange shovel and put her shat into a casserole dish. Top with cheese, bake at 350 for 20 minutes and enjoy! Suggested for family reunions. Variation: if she is on her period, even better, a real crowd pleaser.

I didn't have anything to serve for the potluck, so I gave her Taco Bell, and made a Seneca Shovel

by Nemaha Valley Butt Caper December 25, 2007

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Shovel Knight

A shovel knight is a poorly armed player in survival roleplay situations, who usually defends him or herself with unrealistically powerful melee weaponry, usually a shovel.

Look at all those Shovel Knights staring at that Type G.

by Velikoth yes May 7, 2010

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