Shannon

They are more than often sarcastic beings with okay intent. At times will roast the shit out of you and be offended when retaliated. She holds much trauma from her childhood and hence all sorts of issues, though it is fun to talk to her all the time. If you date a Shannon, watch out because she is a known hommie hopper.

Dayum shawty, whats your name?
...Shannon...
Can I get your number?
no im fucking someone tonight
Who?
Fucking stupid

by Goldilocks69 April 6, 2022

Shannon

A heavy set woman who gets very excited for holidays.

Omg! Becky is such a Shannon!!!!!

by CozyBozy April 23, 2022

shanonce

Apsolute ball bag

Did you see the creature it was such a shanonce

by Garryno1 May 6, 2022

Shannon Tuttle

A hot bitch that would make you fall in love within seconds but is a lesbian and always teaches you new stuff about girls every night

SHANNON TUTTLE WHY ARE YOU TEACHING ME ABOUT GIRLS PERIODS LOL

by floppinggigachad12345679 June 10, 2022

Shannon

A dirty sket who likes to have sex with youngers and says she’s gonna stab people called Polly

Polly-walking about

Shannon- I’ll stab that bitch Istg

by Girlyruby July 20, 2022

Shannon Neil

The most beautiful girl in the world who will make you happier than anyone alive, sucks cock like a pornstar and loves like no other, from the moment you’ll meet her you’ll want to marry her the moment you meet her, so hold on and never let go.

That girl I met last night she’s a real Shannon neil

by Shnsbf July 23, 2022

shannon

Much cooler way to refer to GWEI (gigawei)

Jim: Dude man, did you peep those gas fees last night?
Tony: That's way more shannon than I'm comfortable shelling out bro!

by sorabji August 2, 2022