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Shamps

Shamps is a nickname for some one who get shampoo in there eyes when they take a shower, no matter what they do!
Shamps: Dude i keep getting shampoo in my eyes!!

Waffle's: poor shamps
by SteelWaffle August 10, 2009
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scamp

To take without authorization; to steal. Usually but not always with playful rather than malicious intentions.

One who scamps is said to be a scamper.

The stolen object is said to have been scamped. If it had a previous owner, he or she is also correctly said to have been scamped.

To rescamp is to take the object in question from its original scamper.

Scamping efforts are judged qualitatively based on creativity and resourcefulness. Victims of particularly good scamps are said to have been scamped bad or scamped hard.
Wayne scamped the last slice of pizza by telling Joe that there was a three-screen game of Super Smash Brothers 64 going on upstairs.

I didn't call fives on the seat, so Jill scamped it from me.
by Henderson House December 14, 2008
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Sampling

When one gets a Baskin-Robins sampling spoon and sticks it up someones butthole and takes a sample of their poop.
I have been Sampling the girls and guys at my school all year long.
by waitisittuesday October 19, 2012
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Shampyon

Australian colloquialism. This term was originally used to describe disabled persons to be winners (esp. in marathons), despite their inability to succeed due to disability.

1) To display the mental limitations of retardation and/or chromosomal defects, while not suffering any form of genetic deficiency or physical damage to the muscular-skeletal or neural systems.
a) "While trying to defend himself, Westlo instead proved himself to be an even greater shampyon than he had led people to believe."

b) "That guy running for the bus looks like a shampyon"

See also "mong"
by Terry Helain April 27, 2004
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shampoozled

Owned, showed up, or beat at something. Kind of like pwn3d.
Dude that whole entire team that lost has been totally shampoozled.
by Nickp274 September 26, 2006
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shampoo orgy

When you run out of shampoo, and must use an assortment of free hotel-size shampoos (instead of a big glob of shampoo from a bottle).

Like a cereal orgy, but with shampoo.
I ran out of shampoo mid-shower last night, so I ran around the house, found some mini shampoos I stole from a Holiday Inn, and had a shampoo orgy.
by Graphhhhhhhh April 10, 2010
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Paul Walker's Shampoo

They found Paul Walker's head and shoulders inside the dashboard!
Oh shit! That's Paul Walker's shampoo? His head and shoulders in the dashboard?
by Savageman30004728883929 October 23, 2019
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