Shipping

A romantic pairing between two fictional or real life people usually in a fandom or fan base.

omg I love shipping Dan and Phil!

by teakind aka phan trash #1 September 13, 2016

shopping cart

a basket on wheels from a store, usually Wal-Mart that a hobo fills with shit and lives with.

Man, that hobo sure got lots of shit on that shopping cart!

by FuckFuckTrolololololololStupid July 18, 2012

Slapping The Clown

Jocular coinage for male masturbation...

Johnny Was Caught "Slapping The Clown" Over Behind The Circus Tent Watching The Dancing Girls Through A Slit...

by Fast ED March 19, 2012

Flap Slapping

A sexual act performed by lesbians. This action requires the women to lock arms while sitting up facing each other and pulling each other in and out simultaneously, slapping their vagina's together. This position was born in France during the French Revolution, a time when woman rights we're becoming a cause for concern. It is an official pain Olympic sport.

On the seventh day, God rested while watching two young women Flap Slapping on his behalf. God was aroused by this act of Flap Slapping

by Doctor Bozzknocker May 1, 2010

Slapping the Cactus

(v). to slap the cactus, to be slapping the cactus, to have slapped the cactus.

A phrase used upon the realization that you are (or even within the act of) doing something worthy of a *facepalm* only it is worse. It is also the more exciting substitute for calling someone dumb, or stupid.

"Sarah was definitely slapped the cactus last night - she turned the stove on, forgot that she had, and proceeded to set her laundry down - thankfully she only singed her eyebrows when she tried to put the fire out with the contents of a suspicious water bottle that turned out to be full of vodka"

Sam: "Come on man, you HAVE to admit, Shelby is pretty hott"
Tim: "Dude, stop slapping the cactus - she looks like a mule"

by Sienna Shay October 3, 2010

slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

rabbit slapping

When you're fucking a bitch and your balls slap the top of her pussy

Dude, i was rabbit slapping this bitch so hard she couldn't walk the next day

by mynameismarky November 17, 2013