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soft serve the curve

When a man intentionally or otherwise folds his penis in half durring a sexual act.
After the party last night, Jim had to soft serve the curve in an attempt to satisfy his lady.

see also: middling.
by cunt boss September 5, 2012
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time served

1. for every day in jail, one day counts as three days
Peppino said, "For every one day I spend in the slammer, it will count for three days of time served."
by Bruce Citron April 6, 2006
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served

served when u get blown out... or when u loose in a race
4d went up to sam and asked do u like shane-o? sam replied no i like him pointing to nady... shane-o got served.

man ur eg6 is well fast... i got served :Grr:
by 4d_owns September 10, 2008
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Seeed!!!

A noun, verb, adjective, adverb, that can be used for any subject, matter, or gas. It can also be said at any random, hopefully to add more members to the word. Seeed!!! will be the biggest fad ever created, and will never be overtaken but any other subject, matter, or gas that tries to be better. It is also required to say it in a high pitch voice, if you don't, you are a pussy.
by ScottJ10 February 10, 2008
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truth seeker

What people think it means: someone who is strong-willed to seek the truth in everything.

What it actually means: A strongly opinionated individual who only thinks their point-of-view is correct and dismisses other people's perspectives, often merely just to demonstrate their grandiloquence. The real so-called "truth seekers" would never even call themselves that. Anyone who goes by this pseudonym on the internet is likely a tryhard.
Truth Seeker: "Why do people keep on insisting to believe in these myths? There's only two genders and that's a fact. God this generation is full of morons."
Me, a real intellectual: "Shut"
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 27, 2022
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soft-serve

when someone gets pleasure by either shitting in someones mouth or recieving shit in thier own mouth during sex.
Give me a soft-serve in my mouth.
by larrs August 28, 2006
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Serve a Loki

(AKA to aliquot a loki) To slip a Viagra into your lovers drink on the sly before sex so that he'll be perform like a rampant stallion.
If Jimmy is a 2 stroke joker You should Serve a Loki then he'll be going up and down like a fiddlers elbow.
by stu boy February 14, 2014
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