flame seeker

A person who surfs the internet looking to post inflammatory messages in the hopes of starting a heated argument whose only purpose is to get you mad and hot.

I've learned from experience, after wasting days in Internet debates, how to spot a flame seeker; they just post whatever they think will piss you off without having a real opinion on the subject.

by Achilles_ny September 8, 2015

sandwich seeker

An individual who frequents Emergency Rooms with non medical or illegitimate reasons. Usually a homeless individual who misuses Emergency Room and / or Emergency Services daily for the purpose of getting fed or attention seeking with demanding and demeaning overtones. Also known in the medical community as a frequent flyer.

Nurse 1: "Oh no that Sandwich Seeker is back in the ER."

by MadMax808 September 7, 2016

Argue seeking

A person who fishes for argument or would say something to make an argument worse

a lot of people are argue seeking in this generation

by Joel Oppar November 15, 2016

come seeka

A person who is constantly seeking for ejaculation fluids. Slang term usually used by hoodrats.

That girl so thirsty. She's a come seeka.

by abigñigger November 16, 2016

socket seeker

Travelers hovering around power outlets waiting (for an open outlet) to charge their device.

This airport is full of socket seekers. I can't find an outlet anywhere.

by Caffeinated Bacon December 8, 2016

sheet seeking missile

An accidental nocturnal bowel movement

Waking up the morning after a debauched night out with one of her old clients from the strip club, the girl was dismayed to find she had inadvertently destroyed her bed with a sheet seeking missile

by MrPlatypus80 March 2, 2017

End seek

When railing your bitch you try to find the end of her vagina with your dick

Last night when I was fucking my girlfriend she told me to stop end seeking before I kill her.

by CurtisB6 September 16, 2017