scratcher

A witty, informative and urbane internet forum member, who brings light to dark days and joy to the banal and bored.

Oh great, another 'scratcher' posting to cheeer me up!

by No Expert July 1, 2004

scratch.mit.edu

it's a website where loads of 9 year olds say things like "f4f bra" or "im reporting you 4 bein mean to me"
the actual website isn't bad, it's just the people who use it. people who use it are known as 'scratchers' and if you're a n00b then you're a 'new scratcher' if you manage to leave the site without being mentally scarred then I respect you.

Player 1: Hey! Did you hear of scratch.mit.edu?
Player 2: Don't talk about it. You'll never come out alive
Player 3: I heard...that the scratch team ban you for saying the word 'stupid'
Players 1 & 2 & 3: *shudders*

by Diavi January 1, 2017

scated

How you feel the day after a night on drugs, feeling light headed and dizzy

"oooorrrr man I'm scated everywhere"

by Jimmah Eames November 10, 2006

Baltimore Scraper

A sex toy consisting of saved toenail clippings sprinkled on top of a turd which is then baked to harden and then used as a dildo.

Baltimore Scraper

by Lil' Therm February 22, 2011

cat scratch fever

A popular fetish that refers to a love, interest, attraction or preference for puma and cougars.

Hey man, I think I am starting to develop a cat scratch fever after that girl last night at the club.

by humanfatw June 17, 2010

Scratchies

A substance in which side effect to include, Scratching.

i took 3 scratchies (vicodin,tramadol)

by motosikey June 25, 2009

Scratcher

Adjective: The corporate Dog Fucker at work. You know, the guy who wastes time, fucks up stuff, stands around and scratches himself, and basically makes everyones life harder at work because he hates his job so he's not going to do anything that helps someone else. A very negative term.

That Scratcher Paul is never ready when I go to pick him up in the morning.

by DonnieLee August 6, 2006