cold sandy 

1. When you cut a hole in the cold icy lake and insert your penis into it.

2. shortening of cold sandwich

3. a girl/guy named Sandy who is unpleasant

1. Al stood and touched himself as Jacob performed a cold sandy after ice fishing.

2. After smoking some pot, I could really go for a cold sandy.

3. Stop acting like cold Sandy and have sex with Jacob!

cold sandy by franksinatra August 20, 2006

The Sandy Effect 

(Noun) - the process of elaborate, underhanded, yet whimsical deceit of an unwitting stranger, usually emphasizing the use of telecommunication devices and web-based social networking forums and/or media platforms. The Sandy Effect cannot be borne through malicious intent, only through the serendipitous collision of an unsuspecting victim and an unsuspecting "Sandy."

Person 1: Did you hear about Stacey? She wasted the whole week texting some random guy who she thought was her TA.
Person 2: Oh snap, no way! Another victim of "The Sandy Effect"...

The Sandy Effect by EffectiveSandy June 25, 2009

hot sandy 

1. When you dig a hole in the warm beach sand and insert your penis into it.

2. shortening of hot sandwich

3. a girl/guy named Sandy who is incredibly good-looking

1. Al stood and touched himself as Jacob performed a hot sandy at his private nude beach.

2. After smoking some pot, I could really go for a hot sandy.

3. I had sex with hot Sandy last night.

hot sandy by franksinatra August 16, 2006

pecan sandy 

A type of cookie that is favoured by Roger from TV series American Dad!

Roger: Pretty sure I asked for a pecan sandy...

pecan sandy by Joe Wasner April 4, 2008

hairy sandy 

When you eat a girl out and it's so hairy you get some stuck in your teeth

I gave my girlfriend a hairy sandy and I had hair in my mouth for a week

hairy sandy by Mah niqqa April 10, 2014

Creamy Sandy Swirly 

The act of severing a man's cock, blending it on the highest setting of the blender, and force feeding it to them while massaging their balls.

Bro, I thought the night was over until she gave me a creamy sandy swirly, it was so rad!

Creamy Sandy Swirly by Deep Hot Tongue May 6, 2014

Slippery Sandy

While having sexual intercourse with your lover, Throw them on their back and shove a fistful of sand up their rectum, until they scream Sandy cheeks and shake and quiver.

Hey Mikey, remember that time I gave you a Slippery Sandy in the back of the trailer. And you screamed so loud that Craig heard you say Sandy Cheeks.

Slippery Sandy by Mikeys Secret Lover September 27, 2020