safety date

A girl who'll go out with a gay guy who's not out to anyone else, because she knows he's safe and because he can use her to maintain his "straight" persona.

Also:

A guy who'll go out with a lesbian girl who's not out to anyone else, because she knows he's safe and because she can use him to maintain her "straight" persona.

"Hey, take a look, Kyle brought a girl to the dance! I thought he was gay."
"He's gay, she's his safety date."
"Cool."

by colinian October 28, 2006

safety dance

When two people fist each other at the same time. It is named after the twisting two-arm dance motion from the Men Without Hats video of the same name.

Jennifer and Michael take "give and take" to amazing levels. They do the safety dance every Wednesday and Sunday now.

by 575 October 16, 2009

safety deposit box

Slang term for the female genitalia.

"Girl I wanna put all my sperm, in your safety deposit box..."

by Fernando Fernandez April 26, 2006

safety pin

a pointy little object;
1-used as a fashion statement by some.
2-also a handy little tool for cutters.

1-check out my fuckin backpack, i am so hardcore because i stuck safety pins all over it.

2-i was depressed & bored, so, being the cutter i am, cut a broken heart into my arm last night.

by so.emo.it.hurts September 2, 2005

Safety Feature

Large Nose on a female ; prevents the female from choking while performing oral sex to a male.

"Check out the safety feature on that one" "Damn shes hot cept the safety feature"

by Robert "Bubba" Peterman June 1, 2006

safety lasting

The act of hanging from the hands of a large clock, often high up on the side of a building.

Every time I see a clock tower, I feel like Safety Lasting.

by kinura January 3, 2008

Safety Gag

The act of forcing one's self to vomit into a toilet when severely inebriated and feeling nauseous. This act prevents the Gagger from continuing the night feeling sick and potentially vomiting in a uncontrolled setting, saving himself from embarrassment and his friends from needing to clean up after him.

Bro 1: Bro I thought for sure you were going to yuke all over that chick last night.

Bro 2: Yeah bro, thats why i went for the Safety Gag.

by CeeSection September 15, 2009