jojo syndrome

a reference to jojo's bizarre adventure; when a character is too muscular and/or physically matured for their actual age, mostly applies to male or masculine characters.

"oh dang, that kid's actually 15 in the show?? he has some serious jojo syndrome!"

by muttilation August 3, 2019

Twourette's syndrome

Repeatedly and incessantly using salty language on Twitter, either by dint of a habit that one is not aware of or doing so intentionally as a means to some end.

Constant use of the same catchphrase (i.e. 'Shit on a biscuit') or discussion of the same topic ad infinitum can also be considered sign(s) of Twourette's.

He says 'fuck' in literally every second or third tweet. He must have Twourette's syndrome.

by shit on a biscuit April 12, 2009

Bueller Syndrome

named after the fictional character Ferris Bueller from the movie 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off'. Bueller Syndrome is the code phrase for someone who has called in sick to school or work so they can enjoy a day off. Bueller Syndrome typically afflicts those who feel their jobs are permenantly or temporarily boring or dissatisfying and coincides with sunny, warm days.

John: You weren't here yesterday. Were you sick?

Alan: Kinda...I had Bueller Syndrome.

by johnneboy May 13, 2010

sharky's syndrome

When you say you are only going to be 10 minutes when you actually mean you are going to the shops and cooking tea.

Damnit, Lakey has got Sharky's Syndrome for the third time this week

by NaethanC76 May 16, 2019

Duffers' Syndrome

A slang term for the very serious medical condition duphershypertrophy whereby the sufferer acquires over time excessive fatty tissues to the nasal region, giving the patient the not unpleasant features of a gnomish looking fellow; rosy cheeks from the strain of holding one's nose up all day, at times somewhat gormless facial expressions (which can be attributed to the drag-factor but more often can lead an innocent bystander unaware of the condition to conclude that the sufferer is possibly some sort of simpleton) and of course the ever-expanding, bulbous nose which grows and grows like in that fable about the enormous turnip...

Prognosis: Not good; rhinoplasty recommended.

What are you doing resting your nose on that snooker cue? Have you got Duffers' Syndrome or something?

by Mouldy123 April 3, 2011

Cuckholm Syndrome

Cuckholm Syndrome is a condition which causes men to develop a psychological alliance with their cuckmaster as a survival strategy during cucking. These alliances result from a bond formed between cuckmaster and a cuckold during intimate time together, but they are generally considered irrational in light of the danger or risk endured by the victims.

Bryan-David developed Cuckholm Syndrome after being subjected to numerous cucking sessions against his will.

by Merriams June 13, 2019

Airbud syndrome

When someone follows another person around as to feel wanted; or accepted

When airbud follows that kid aronund

Airbud syndrome example:

1"yeah I'm going to the movies tonight"
2"can I come?"
1"idk I wanted to go with only one other person"

Later tht nite @ the movies

2"what's up"
1"oh you came I'm going to mcdonalds"
2"I'm going too"


Yvon boulet

third wheel looser fagget

by Tø-Tøn February 19, 2009