The Sweeney Swing

When an average looking asshole gets all the ladies for no apparent reason. The swing attracts beautiful and intelligent ladies to men that are way below their usual standards. The carriers of the swing are generally poorly groomed, unkempt and possessing a slight body odor. They tend to be pompous arrogant pricks who, because of the swing, believe they are gods gift to women. Upon closer examination we find that they are in fact none of the above.

Mandi why do you like that asshole? He's not even cute.

I donno Kate, he must have the Sweeney Swing

by clubhousecunts February 17, 2008

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The five star swing

an optical illusion-it makes your penis look an inch or so bigger.
cup your ball sack with 3 fingers (middle finger to pinky) and then wrap your index finger and your thumb around the penis, circulate thumb and finger and then your penis should start to swing around through 360 degrees. after a while of this procedure your penis appears to have grown a considerable amount without becoming erect
incredible!

"Hey lads, i did The five star swing again last night and my penis grew again; unbelivable"

by Cadgey101 May 1, 2008

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Swindon

Origin of word is Old English - Swine-Don, or Pig-Hill,
which just about sums it up.

by Godless Heathen October 15, 2003

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Swindel

To jack or to steal something from somewhere or somebody

I swindeled this ho.

by The C-Spot represent March 9, 2003

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Swing Man

A gay or bisexual wing man. Useful in lulling chicks into a false sense of security while out on the prowl. Also, you don't have to compete with your swing man.

Hey Robb, come out and be my swing man for the evening! I wanna get laid!

by kacz March 18, 2011

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