Gay Sweater

A Stupid orange and white smelly shirt. It worn by fags and freaks alike.

"Hey have you seen Marvyn. Hes wearing that gay sweater his nan made for him."

by boblover101 May 15, 2009

skin sweater

to be naked. if you're wearing your skin sweater, you aren't wearing anything. same thing as a birthday suit.

jason: so, you took that girl home last night, right?
brandon: yeah, she slipped into her skin sweater in my car.
jason: omg. sweet.

by graciegirlxo August 18, 2009

sweatervest

An article of clothing often worn by rediculously good looking teachers that makes them look even more good looking

Mr. V looks so good in sweatervests, he should wear one everyday.

by anon.. November 3, 2006

skease

a skank that is also a tease

bob: man i totally banged sarah last night
jim: man she isnt anything but a little skease

by rjmagic April 27, 2009

Sweast

When you sweat like crazy from your chest after you drink a large amount of coffee and hair grows half a centimeter every time this happens.

A combination of sweat and chest.

"Dude I've got some crazy "sweast" goin' on right now."

by Doctor Ass! April 1, 2010

Sweater cat

A woman's vagina that is lost in a sea of bush.

Yo, big cat, I took this bitch home last night and her sweater cat attacked me.

by Rick "Prince of Paramus" Ross November 2, 2011

hot sweater

1. a well-knit winter sweater, preferably made of real sheep wool or alpaca wool, that keeps you very, very warm.

2. a really trendy sweater that everyone wants to have, but no one dares to wear.

3. the result of a hairy-chested male that lays on top of their sexual partner after a release of ejaculate on to their chest (preferably a female).

4. a shot of bailey's and cognac, topped with fried onion strings.

1. (inner dialogue) It's so cold out, I think I'm going to wear my hot sweater today.

2. (covering mouth with one hand and gesturing with the other) "Daaaaamn son, that cableknit is tight! Thas a HOT sweater right thurrr!"

3. "Jimmy, things got crazy last night. I'm telling you...really crazy. She asked me to give her a hot sweater and now I can't get it out of my hair."

4. "Who wants a shot?" (Sam, raising hand) "After this week of work, I definitely need one. I don't want anything crazy though, so I'll just get a hot sweater. Thanks."

by rudeman82 January 22, 2011