Strangling a Two-Headed Unicorn

When someone gives you a freaked-out look that is so insanely filled with disbelief and confusion, that it is unable to be described with unmythical creatures.

Jane: Starts to sing Circle of Life while doing a pregnant dance in a thong bikini

Jane's Grandmother: *looks at her like she's strangling a two-headed unicorn*

by PSEUDONYM711WABAFE January 5, 2012

strangling the stank monkey

When you stop showering for 3 or more days but still masturbate despite the awful smell of your genitals

Dude I haven't showered in a week, but I'm being brave and strangling the stank monkey twice a day.

by Big Ebs February 15, 2014

Strongest family on youtube

The chodsters

Cody Ko- We are the strongest family on youtube

by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020

sac strangler

The act of man-handling the scrotum with such excessive kung fu grip that the nads strain against the sac causing discoloration & lumpy protrusions.

Fuck bra, shes into that sac strangler shit! My nuts feel like chewed up oysters!

by Sally Slutters December 9, 2008

Hot Stringer

An act in which a male ejaculates sperm that produces several, long, hot strings. Preferably aimed at the chest of a woman or other sulky body area

Taryn couldn't see after we were done because she had several hot stringers over here eyes

by Dankman1972 December 13, 2008

The Stranger

'The Stranger' is a masturbation technique which the user commences by sitting on their hands until they go numb and as a result cannot feel through their hands when they masturbate.

I employed 'The Stranger' last night for the first time.

by Pessimessed September 29, 2005

Strangulationship

A state of emotional connectedness between two people, where one or both of the individuals are overwhelmingly possessive.

You know your in a strangulationship when your girlfriend is overbearing. My girlfriend never allowed me to be alone with her sister, initially having no attraction to her sibling I naturally thought this behavior was ridiculous. However, after years of overwhelming mistrust her sister and I would occasionally flirt to poke fun at her ridiculousness. This ultimately resulted in wild unadulterated sex, with her sister, in the upstairs restroom at a family gathering.

by sognatore87 December 18, 2009