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comatose curb stomp blow job kick

The process of obtaining a “dumb hoe” in dark area. In order to get the “dumb hoe” to “eat your dick” call onto a “down ass homie” for assistance in “slam kicking” the “dumb hoes” neck in direction to land “dumb hoes” mouth onto your dick at a strong enough impact so that the “dumb hoe” has ability to “garble your balls deep in her throat”

*If successful you may see “dumb hoes” eyes pop out her head

Defetion provided by the dopest fort maker this side of the north bay ca
Damn John, thanks for helping with that comatose curb stomp blow job kick last week, that dumb hoe got deep past my balls with your help.
by LakeCountyTreatsYouRight February 9, 2018
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rump stomping

The act of anonymous, usually violent anal intercourse.
Bill is going to the local gentlemans' bath house to Do some rump stomping!
by Jeff_Miffinstenfurter January 26, 2016
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stomp and holler

A genre made up by Spotify.
sounds a bit like:

*stomp stomp*
“YALALALALALALALALALALALALALA”
*stomp stomp*

made popular by Coldplay.
yo bro did you listen to some of that stomp and holler?”
“yeah-hah bro i sure did”
*stomp stomp*
“YALALALALALALALALALALALALALA”
*stomp stomp*
by ColdestPlayet June 7, 2022
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Jamaican Waffle Stomp

When two men of Jamaican dissent shit in each others, assholes, and then use their penis as some sort of ramrod to pack it down as similar as a civil war cannon being backed down and powdered.
Yo dude you Jamaican waffle stomped me so hard! You available again tonight?!
by GangstaGreg2100 May 20, 2024
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stomp a mudhole in your ass

to be beaten senseless or near death not being able to fight back
dude if you keep letting your dogs tear up my property im going to stomp a mudhole in your ass

man are you threatening me

no dude im just telling you to keep your dogs off my property or im going to stomp a mudhole in your ass

ok man i got you
by bluebear January 14, 2025
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Stomp

used in the 70s and 80s to refer to truckers, rednecks, who fight and cuss to make up for their lack of intelligence.
Don't trust a stomp, they can never find anything nice to say.
by Blendernaut June 26, 2021
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stomp a mudhole in someones ass and walk it dry

to beat someone senseless or death to the point of not being able to fight back
i had to stomp a mudhole in someones ass and walk it dry when he picked a fight with me last week
by bluebear January 7, 2025
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