Korn Stalker

Mid-West Boogeyman. A specter: A Creeper

If you kids don't clean your room, the Korn Stalker will come for you!

by Miskclan October 14, 2011

stalker

-what ex girflfriends do during the flollowin 6 months after ending a relationship
-what facebook, myspace and all that shit promote (being a)

1: dude, caroline totally fucked up my dating plan with jessica...she said she was still my gf
2: men, she really is a psycho-ass-stalker

by Puhercules August 6, 2009

stalker mom

A play on "soccer mom" -- a mom who has become obsessed with "friending" her kids' friends on Facebook, and who compulsively checks and comments on their status updates.

Your mom's constantly stalking my Facebook -- she's a total stalker mom!"

by crewkalicious September 1, 2009

Stall Stalker

1) Defined as an asshole who thinks it would be funny to take a massive shit in a public stall and then not flush. The aforementioned "asshole" waits at the sink to see the reaction of the next person who walks into the stall.

"Hey Mick, do you see that dude at the sink?"

"Yeah, what about him?"

"He's a total stall stalker, look at him, he keeps looking to see who goes in next"

"Wow. What an asshole".

by Public Informer #1 February 8, 2009

Stalkertise

To formally stalk someone with the intent of getting some.

I stalkertised this girl i met at a club, but she didnt go for it, and instead i got beaten.

by mel =) October 6, 2006

stalk call

When a person calls you over and over again.

Jon stalk called me all weekend, it was so annoying!

by South Dakota Girl March 15, 2009

stalkrastination

n. attitude mostly found amongst college students and young adults. Consists of using a social networking site (while one should be studying and/or being productive) with an originally unspecified intent that slowly becomes that of finding information about people. Stalkrastination can be specific or random; in general it can consume several hours (specially when random).

1. So I was studying for my physics final exam for a bit, then I felt like it was time to take a break. So I went on facebook and after checking my few emails, I remembered that I have been meaning to friend this girl for a while now... Three hours later I found myself looking through pictures of a friend of a friend of the girl who I didn't know and had no real interest in.

2. Stop stalkrastinating and get to those AC circuits! ... ooh hold on is that Cathy you're looking at...?

3. Even the best stalkrastination does not earn a grade.

by stalkrastinator May 18, 2009