Rooster Smoocher

Texas slang for cock sucker. Derived from another term for a Rooster is cock, and another term for smooch is kiss, which is close to suck.
Could mean gay, or just a jerk.

"Hey Travis look at that rooster smoocher over there in the purple pants."

or

"My boss is such a rooster smoocher for making me work on Saturday."

by skinnyfatty March 2, 2009

blend a smoothie

Tossing a Jamba Juice employee's salad; tossing a salad

Justin wanted to blend a smoothie after Alisa blew him.

by Yeeesssss February 15, 2010

cha cha real smooth

how low can you go 🧍 ♀️ can you go down low 👩 🦼 all the way to the floor 🧎 ♂️can you bring it to the top 👩 🦼like it never gonna stop 🧍 ♀️can you bring it to the top 🕴🏻one hop, right foot now, left foot now y’all, cha cha real smooth 💃🕺💃🕺

friend: hey what’s a ‘cha cha’
y/n: cha cha real smooth 💃🕺💃🕺💃

by not Maddie lol December 4, 2020

cock smooch

One who smooches cock. Usually used as an insult

Shutup you little cocksmooch!

by Aidyn April 12, 2005

smooze

Smooze is a fungus that can attack the plastic of a My Little Pony. It looks a bit like inground dirt. Sadly it eventually spreads throughout the pony and ruins her.

As a final attempt to save my pony from smooze, I boiled her in Oxiclean.

by Poundpuppies4ever December 14, 2008

Smoothies

Fruity drinks that rock your world in there many flavors!

omg lets go buy some smoothies!

by heartbroken14 </3 August 7, 2009

Vagisil Smoothie

An interesting blend of combinations of Ingredients to make my very own creation the Vagisil Smootie.

Ingredients:
3 Full Cups of Ice
1/4 Cup of Sugar
Teaspoon of Vanilla Extract
1 Tube of Vagisil
1 Cup of Strawberries
1 Banana
2 Shots of Crown Royal
And The secret ingredient a pinch of Cinammonm, only the finest though.

After you have gathered these materiels and items Get an average blender. Combine them all in it. Set it too shred. Then Enjoy (\"\\(O.o)/\")

That vagisil smoothie tasted Hella uv good, lets get another.

by Richard Ezekiel Goodrich The Second April 26, 2005