sibling smashed

Similar to friend zoning but with the added insult of being "family" (love you like a brother/sister).

Him: You know, I really care about you.
Her: Oh, and you know I love you like a brother.
Friend: Ouch, sibling smashed. That's gotta hurt.

by Kate Chopin April 23, 2015

bean smusher

A racial term for a Mexican that is of illegal residence in the US

I ran into my dad's old buddy Ricardo the other day, that dirty bean smusher

by NateB456 December 24, 2016

Potato smashed

When you fuck till the point that your whole body is non existent

I went over to Jim's house and he (potato smashed) me into a coma.

by ThatHoeOver There June 30, 2017

Pumpkin Smashed

A quickie at a the local Starbucks after drinking a sip of their first pumpkin spice latte while wearing ugg boots and yoga pants 2 hours before their yoga/CrossFit class

Dude ! I think your girl pumpkin smashed her trainer at the star bucks

Bro, we both ordered the same latte and pumpkin smashed in the parking lot.

by aMADmexikan October 10, 2017

Muffin Smusher

Muffin Smusher, or "Muff Smusher" for short is another word used we use your manhood, or to describe a male slut.

Jimmy took a ball right in the muffin smusher

or

Jimmy gets a ton of chicks, he is a real muffin smusher

by Donl;asDonny September 5, 2018

gash slasher

One who is master of slashing the gash

“Tim, how much gash do you slash?”
“Idk man, levi is slashing all the gash... he’s the gash slasher.”

by Masterslash June 2, 2019

TB Smashed

When your girl can’t take a finger in her ass so you shove your whole dick in her

I “TB Smashed” the fuck outta that bitch

by Mcyeeters Sleeters April 13, 2022