Scarponi

A NJ State Licensed Practitioner of Mortuary Science, that can't conduct a funerl "RIGHT" if his life depended on it.

Glen can't talk to a family w/o saying I am a Licensed Practitioner of Mortuatry Science.

by Cornellia January 31, 2003

a cool sharp one

a sudden but unnoticed exit.
orig. Harp Lager TV ads.

"My missus came in the pub the other night, when i'd said i was working late... a cool sharp one, mate!"

by edjog October 8, 2005

Sharp Tongue

an album by the overrated indie band Cocky Americans

Cocky Americans released an album called "Sharp Tongue". That band is overrated.

by 1tothe1 July 26, 2011

sharpie

A gothic person; dresses in all black and has white skin, like a sharpie marker.

look at that sharpie on the stage!

by colin November 9, 2003

sharpshooter

a sweet-ass song by the band motorhead which is fronted by the legendary "sex god" lemmy

i was listening to sharpshooter last night it rocked

by btf'07' January 8, 2008

Sharp pencil

Another phrase for a massive faggot.

- OP was a sharp pencil today.

by CaptainObvious1 December 5, 2012

sharp knees

When a woman, specifically a celebrity or actress, is so thin (as to imply she is anorexic) that her knees appear sharp or pointy.

Calista Flockhart has sharp knees.

by the black rabbit April 29, 2005