shitty pillow

when you shit on somebody's pillow, push there face in it, and dick slap them in the back of the head until you come

i gave lisa a shitty pillow last night

by b and a 6 shooter June 25, 2009

shitty limit

the lowest reasonable price after which the item being sold is generally not worth the amount paid. In other words any item below the shitty limit is considered to be too shitty to be bought.

The Shitty Limit on a laptop is around 200 quid. Go any lower and the laptop is generally too shitty to use, even for a non-techie.

by Next_Man December 5, 2010

Shitty Cocktail

A mixed alcoholic drink (consumers choice) but containing a sleeping aid and laxatives. Guaranteed to knock you on your ass and so good you'll shit your pants.

Target the loudest most obnoxious member of the party.

Jim, 'Hey Joe, do you think Jack is due for a Shitty Cocktail?'
Joe, 'Long overdue, lets give one to him.'
Jim, 'After it kicks in lets glue his fingers to his nipples.'
Joe, 'Already have the glue ready.'

by Erodon November 9, 2012

shitty committee

It's "Butt Chin's" way of saying....... Shit is about to go south!

These niggers are peepin us! They in the cut! Nigga!shitty committee

by Drew-b December 18, 2013

Shitty Baps

The act of smearing shit around you penis and inserting it into your partners asshole. Before inserting it you may smack your dick around your partners ass checks, or "Baps". Your partner must also have just defecated before so his/her ass is filled with the pooy goodness you want when committing "Shitty Baps" with your feces infected penis.

Samantha: God, these bread baps are really shitty
Steve: I'll give you Shitty Baps later on tonight
(Steve later smeared shit around his penis and penetrated Samantha)

by Honey, I Shrunk The Hitler August 6, 2016

Abso shitty music

Someone playing really bad bad music

Ellis:play some good music Nathan

Nathan:gotcha
*plays xxxtentacion
Ellis:TURN THAT ABSO SHITTY MUSIC OFF

by Kianc101 July 16, 2019

shotty

Shotty is used in working class central belt Scotland to replace the phrase 'watch out', 'beware', 'there is someone coming' etc etc etc so that the teacher/parent/adult is not aware that others are being warned of their approach.

warningwhistleowl hoot

A teacher leaves a class in gymnastics to check on something. The class, in absence of the teacher continue to fight/shag/smoke and generally be wee shites. On the teachers return to the class the lookout (or whoever notices) shouts "shotty" at which point the class beagan doing rolly polly's and other such appropriate behaviour as to not get in trouble.

or

#Robber: "I'm almost finished robbing this rich bastard-is the coast still clear look out"?

#Look out: "SHOTTY"!(rather than "shit man thats the fucking police")

by artemis_18_2000 April 27, 2011