Carrot Scraper

A Carrot Scraper is a girl who doesn't open her mouth wide enough during fellatio, and in turn her teeth end up scraping your dick in the process.

My dick is raw after that last blow job. She was a fuckin' carrot scraper

by Punani-Patrol January 17, 2010

Cleveland Scrape

when poop touches your scrotum while going number 2.

I leaned back too far while taking a shit it gave me a Cleveland Scrape and made me cringe.

by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

scapegoat

Scapegoat is when: The Repubilcans can't fix a problem and blame it on non-christians (Iraq)

When parents are too lazy to raise their kids and blame videogames, rap music, etc. to hide the fact that they have poor parenting skills

Episode of Family: When people are protesting, Adam West uses his Political Diversions List. It reads: Outlaw Flag Burning, Use Escape Pod, Scapegoat the Jews, Suicide, Scapegoat the Blacks, Scapegoat the French, Scapegoat the Jews again (Call them New Yorkers), start a war, and Jingle Keys. He chooses "Jingle Keys

by Da Master K July 16, 2006

scrapapple

Verb: to perform an indeterminate sex act of a very dirty nature (indeterminate because no one can fathom the sexy depths of its dirtiness), named so because "scrapapple" just sounds dirty, doesn't it? Scrapapple parties may involve numerous individuals, who (it is believed, since scrapapple parties are very secret) take turns scrapappling. It is a mix of the words scrabble and apple, for mysterious reasons.

"Girl, you're so fine, I want to scrapapple you!"
"Dear Joe, You're invited to our scrapapple party, as long as you sign this confidentiality agreement."

by Allisemily the Great December 12, 2008

Westchester Scrape

To have a layer of your private parts removed due to westchester girls using their teeth.

Carmine got the ill westchester scrape last night so he's not coming golfing today

by scrape victum May 24, 2010

scapper

Urban San Diego slang for somebody being a punk or is,bullshitter,ridiculous,hardcore hating or hater

it must be the clothes im wearing cuzz they scapping me.

Theres straight scappers in this club tonight but fuck them im get all the honeys

man you owe me a 100 dollaz what u trying to do scap me?

by mukaram April 18, 2008

bro scape

V. manipulation of any portion of body or facial hair in which a bro believes makes him look rad. Often bros are really stoked about doing a little bro scaping.

Brobraham, I'm so stoked about this party, but first I've gotta work on my bro scape.

by J R. August 11, 2009