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Salmon Run

A shot of tequila, immediately followed by a double-shot of V8 juice, followed by a small glass of orange juice. Drink in rapid succession.
When you do a salmon run, the V8 and orange juice mask the unpleasant aftertaste of the tequila.
by big_fisch July 13, 2011
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awkward salmon

Originated in the Hudson Valley, New York.

The akward salmon is another member of the awkward animal clan. It is probably one of the funniest ones out there.

During an akward silence, it works just like the awkward turtle to relieve tension.

You put one hand flat and then slap the other hand onto the flat one alternating back-front-back-front etc, to look like a fish slapping on the floor of a boat.

The sound is the best part.
So...last night I walked into my grandma and grandpa gettin' frisky.

...silence...

Uhh....AWKWARD SALMON *slapslapslapslapslapslap*
by The Awkward Expert December 18, 2007
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Salman

The act of consistently withdrawing from planned events with reasons that are last minute excuses.
Sally was a huge salman when she decided to cancel going to her best friends graduation party due to being “sick.”
by Pandalover159 June 21, 2019
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sales tax

That thing foreigners complain about when shopping in the US.
“Why does the tag say $15 but it rings up as $15.75?”
“Yeah, that’s because of sales tax.”
Another way for the government to rob you.

Fun fact: not all US states have sales tax
“Gee I just hate that the price on the tag doesn’t match up at the register.”
“Move to New Hampshire! They don’t have sales tax!”
by devweth April 14, 2020
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cook salmon

Bang pussy so hard that it evolves to a lighter shade of pink like salmon cooking in an oven.

Fratstar 1: "Yo did you get with her last night?"
Frastar 2: "Ya man I cooked that salmon like it was a holiday dinner."
Fratstar 1: "Yo did you get with her last night?"
Frastar 2: "Ya man I had to cook salmon like it was a holiday dinner."
by bobned October 17, 2014
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Sad Salmon

The most depressed fish that can ever exist. Its diet consists on Shak-zabs and Shakiballs. This bad boi can fit alot of gay in it. When you eat it, you have a slight chance of contracting the big gey. This certain type of salmon can fly out of the water by shitting itself.
by Rathew91 September 18, 2018
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Pink salmon

When a man medically becomes a women. This is done by a medical doctor turning the penis into a vagina.
Bobbies pink salmon came out really nice. “Ricky really liked being inside bobbies pink salmon”.
by Thanksgiving sandwich May 30, 2021
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